Album: Vertigo

Title: Flexible
(David Austin/Billie Myers)

Intro

Everybody's stuck in the middle
wants something for nothing
original is nothing new
everybody stares in the mirror
looking for partners
lets look for something better to do

Verse 1

she's James bond in a dress
diamonds forever are all she wears
loaded and ready to go
red is her colour
her diva desire

he's Marlena in a suit
walking the mermaid
in thigh high boots
with some ones' wife that he meet on the phone

she's user freely
yeah she's taking him home

Chorus

he's gay
he's straight
he's black
he's white
he'll be anything she wants him to be tonight
all the above (and a little bit more)
lover boy to lover girl he's flexible
she's loveable he's flexible, flexibly straight
I’m flexible tonight

verse 2

I'm an angel dressed in drag
dreaming the nightmares you wish you had
semi-sonic inside out
when you’re gravity free
you don't have to shout

I’m gay
I’m straight
I’m black
I’m white
I’ll be anything you want me to be tonight
all of the above (and a little more)
lover boy or lover girl
I’m flexible
she's flexible
he's flexible

flexible tonight...
Are you flexible tonight?

Middle 8

I’ll be your mother, your sister
your lover
I’ll even be a naked cross dresser
from sinner to confessor
I’ll be Barbie in leather
I’ll even be your 3-speed vibrator

she's jams bond in a dress
diamonds forever are all she wears

sensational
incredible
remarkable
remarked upon
she's flexible yeah flexibly straight

Jane, Jane, jams bond
she's gay
she's straight
she's black
she's white

she'll be anything you want her to be tonight
all of the above (and a little more)
lover boy or lover girl, she's flexible
she's loveable
flexible
I’m flexible tonight
I’m flexible tonight

are you flexible tonight?